Blogs on demand?

Many people were wondering on the quality of my last two blogs... they said it lacked the quality and the usual sarcasm all my earlier post had... I welcome critics and I did ponder on this issue and yeah it was true even I thought, they could have been written in a better way... I started writing to express my feelings and to sharpen my creativity by writing online and truly specking I wrote when I had nothing better to do then to sit and daydream but lately I have been writing not for me but for people... My friends now use me as a medium to express what we all face... It's the highest honor I could have got... request to perform is a dream come to true for every amateur performer... but then it took away the fun of writing... though I would have written on the topic any way even if my friends hadn’t asked me too but when I write after they know it, its no more fun.. I mean c'mon I wrote to make them smile and surprise them but if they know what I am suppose to write they would be critical reading it rather than enjoying it and I cant put sarcastic fun in it when I know that my folks know what about to come.. the element of surprise is not anymore with it... writing such an accuse would generally coz me loose friendship with many and after that sorry box blog I do have to think twice b4 I write but thanks to U4's anti porn software which blocks by blog due to the abuses in it no one in U4 can view my blog... initially I was sad about it coz I knew my friends wont be able to read it anymore but then I thought yes! They won’t be able to read it anymore!!! They wouldn’t take pain of going somewhere else just to read my blog so that means I can write whatever I want... WOW!!! Freedom at last... though I would surely miss the fun and comments my friends used to drop by and how sometimes they would discuss it... one even put the link to the blog in his photo album... I know it’s not much but yes, I do take pride in it and consider it an accomplishment... if my friend like reading it, then it fulfills my wish... and that the price I’ll have to pay for the freedom...
Another reason for my blog being deprived of sarcasm is than in real life I am not so funny anymore... initially I would go around make fun of people comment on them take verbal fights now I don’t do this anymore... people would stop me before we get into an argument and now even I don’t feel like debating every time... and due to few comments by some friends on how I am rude I don’t feel like making fun of people... I now actually think of their feelings...

I!! I!!! I!!!...

I actually think such... can you imagine... the most rude guy in the corner actually thinks of other people feeling now and the job he was most good at "making fun of people" he is not doing it any more... and that to has affected my writing.. Coz I write what I think... it’s in a flow... I don’t stop while writing... so if a humor comes in my mind while writing a conversation or an incident I’ll write it and since I am not thinking of such thing it’s showing in my writing...
So what's the point of this writing?? the point is... readers please bear with me... I am tiring to get the humorous me back... yes! Wait for few more days and then I’ll be there making fun of you all again... Haaahhahaa!!
So get ready and prepared folks, coz the old raghav is ready to rock...

I AM BACK!!!

Me: A U4tv Bakra!!

Well now I finally know how exactly it feels to be a bakra.. We all laugh looking at them but then being in their shoes is pretty embarrassing...
So this fine day I am awaken by this call from a total stranger and the guy goes like
"You are raghav right? From dps jaipur...Fucker you are being to smart now a days... So you will distribute classified information regarding sanju and sid. (Names changed)... Fucker I'll come to your hostel and kick your ass."...
I was like yeah right... As if he would be able to do anything... If it really was them then I had nothing to worry about... Why would I have to...? When I have this well organized and well set group of friends who I know would stand up for me... And we already had kicked their butt in a previous encounter....so I say
"Listen I don’t know who are you but then if you have a problem come to U4... I'll meet you there and sort things out..."
And I cut the phone... Man I was sleeping and had just gotten up that to on this note it took me several seconds to realize what exactly has transpired... so I put my jeans on and go to U4... on the way I call ayush(my cousin), as usual he proves he share my blood coz he doesnt pic the call... Next I call Mihr... He informs me that he is out and will be at U4 in some time along with Hemant bhaiya... I am reassured... I dint wanted a serious thing and would have appreciated if only we could have solved but if Hemant bhaiya is involved I was sure the problem would not even be extended to the second meeting...
By this time I reach U4 and tell the already present crowd what has taken place... They are all surprisingly supportive, participative and cheerful... but then it's Kota and I have learned you really can’t expect things from them...
So hemant bhaiya comes and I call the person and go like
"Beti, (yes I know it sounds weird on such occasion but believe me it can do wonders and I really like this particular abuse... All the guys kept laughing at it...) you didn't coz over here... I am waiting for you..."
And I pass the phone to other folks... They take turns abusing the fella in very very creative way....so then the guy on the phone tells me to come to a place near by... Hemant bhaiya along with mihir go to confront the idiotic person who could dare... During this time I enjoy myself along with other eating sandwiches... When hemant Bhaiya eventually comes he has a crease n his fore head and a much tensed face... He says
"Oi raghav, from whom have you taken this fight... There were bantu and pintu (names changed).... they are proper gangster and even Iwont be able to do anything regarding this... I go like Ohhkk... so there is someone who can’t be handled my bhaiya... so I try to think of my options when Hemant bhaiya starts telling me the details of those guys...Murderers, gangster, smugglers and drunk... So I go like Fuck!! I am screwed...But my first worry is man what if they come to my hostel... No I am not exactly tensed about facing them... (Yeah I am worried bout that to...) but if they come to my hostel my uncle would come to know and I really really didnt want him to know anything regarding this...
So I ask hemant Bhaiya what options I had... He call a person who once have handled these guys in the past and they promises of a meeting the other day... and hemant bhaiya took me to some other people who have had to face them.. All were of same opinion...
"Leave the City"
I was like ohhk!! This is not going to help me out... Then they start telling me various other stories regarding them.... Even saying that one was them was at present in jail... A weird thought comes to mind but I dismiss it...Then I thought
"ok! I am pretty much fucked... and your encouraging statements wouldn’t really help me out..."
So we go to have dinner "Yes, even at such points I am hungry and carve for food"... During this time hemant bhaiya asks me various questions on diff scenarios of my possible doings and ask if I could do such stuff... I was like I would my best to avoid getting more into it but then I really couldn’t fulfill there demands...Then after all the encouraging statements from my friends regarding them... and the thought of confronting my uncle... scares me... So hemant bhaiya decides to put me out of his misery and decides to pull his trump card... He asks me to call that person again... I feel a bit odd if he could have done this before why he waited for so much time... but then I call anyway... A phone rings near by... And In a flash every thing seems clear....
Now my doubts about the other person could have known about my role as info. supplier, and how could mihir and hemant bhaiya could have come that fast to U4 when mihir said he would take 15 minutes and how were they together... then my doubt over the previous conversation comes.. How the people were saying one of them were in jail while hemant bhaiya said he saw those guys waiting for me...
Hemant bhaiya along with all other kids and played a prank on me (a good one at that)... I didn’t question anybody coz I thought hemant bhaiya wouldn't do such thing and trusted him all the way....the kids start laughing around me... I feel sheepish... But then what ever be the case they had pulled a nice prank....These souls were laughing all the way during my misery... garv comes up to me and says he didn’t mean any offence and said if I was willing to help him out with a task...
Man, He has ball!!! I just glare at him and he continues to eat his pizza... He surely would have to work a lot in order to convince me now...
But whatever be the case I after a long time felt what it was like to be on the receiving end... I mean usually I am the one who plays such pranks but man... It can create some troubles...

P.S. If you are wondering why I was picked for this prank the reason was I didn’t come to U4 for a period of two days...(which is two much for other guys and proved too much to me...)

Me Aabhas and Champa!!

Aabhas got his girl(well at least what it looked like), Garv his treat... and what did I Get "Harri puttar"....

It all started when we went to local circus over here after a gruesome test of bansal classes PVT lmt. kota.... looking at those beauties present and performing next to impossible task we were saddened to our heart that we still don't have a girlfriend.... well we are 17 and yet so single....

so we decided we will do all in our power and help each other to find our respective loves... I came up with a girl for Aabhas(hero of this story) which i still haven't him introduced to...we were all so much in misery of our sad lives that day when we finally woke up next day, incident of previous day seemed to be just a joke... But i guess that was not to be the case...

I was woken up by Kala and went for a movie I didn't know about... as usual i just got up and went along without asking any question(how i wish i had)... in the way we met Garv and he asked me if i was interested in a girl... I thought he must be joking coz i just moved on saying a movie is way important than a champa (girl)...

The movie Hari Puttar was exceptionally bad... a real bad rip off of home alone3 and worse they were popularising harry potter instead of home alone... Had I known what was happening with other folks while i was tormenting myself with the empty hall and the movie(there were only 6 people out there except we 8 idiots who had gone on their will)...

Garv after a rejection from my side went to Aabhas and offered him the same thing and he not been an idiot like me took full advantage and said yes... Thus Aabhas got a phone number of a girl and a prospect of getting a girlfriend... The best part was Garv was a friend to that girl and he could always pursue her to meet Aabhas which eventually did help him out...

So when i meet these guys again horrified from watching Hari Puttar I am informed of the recent happenings... I feel so jealous of Aabhas... Man! I could have got the girl had i not acted as an idiot... but i on the same hand feels good for Aabhas.. He was about to score... but what i really wished was Aabhas getting the girl and the girl having even more beautiful friend on whom i could lay my hands on....

So Aabhas called this girl up that night and said if he was in love with her for three months and gave her insight information regarding her with the help of Garv... You see folk this guy hasn't even seen the girl before... if she had been standing in front of him he wouldn't have recognised her and he said he was following her for three months now...

The girl reluctant in the beginning finally gave in to meet Aabhas after the garv persuaded her to move on from her past relationship and confirmed if she doesn't feel secure to go alone to meet him garv could company her... you see acc. to the girl Garv had no connection with Aabhas... Man!!! these guys even talked on phone being strangers....

When I updated on the scenario the next day... I decided to accompany Aabhas to the restaurant where the meeting was supposed to be held but I wasn't sure if she would be comfortable with me being present with Aabhas so I decide to go with him being a stranger... and garv liked the idea and said he could pretend we are friends(which we are) who have met coincidental(which was not the case)... so he could leave Aabhas and the girl alone for the talks... So we set aforth in our planing and went to that place... Our biggest fear was not how to confront the girl but to control over our laughter the conversation... I mean you guys can imagine a guy is meeting a girl for the first time for a relationship... she is accompanied by her friend who is also our friend but has to pretend otherwise... I would be eating there alone not interested in whats happening and garv would come up to me and talk as if its a daily effect.... the image of such doing made me laugh i didn't know how did we control our nerve at the moment... and when did the girl eventually came, she hardly sat for 2 minutes and went away... well it was not what we had expected... Aabhas talked to that girl after that and she replied nicely until two days back when she messaged she cant be friends with him and even he should focus on his studies... then my dear friend Aabhas pulled out a Raghav... He explained his feelings in two plain words...."#%*@ off!"!

so Dear readers now you can imagine what exactly has been happening and has happened... at last it comes to this... Garv didn't his promised treat... Aabhas didn't get the girl but I still bear the scar of watching Harri Puttar"