yeah... yeah... yeah... i know i haven't written something in ages. some of you even might have thought i was dead. But balls. its gonna take a lot more to have me dead. Here i am a bit rusty on my writing, wishing you all(my 10 readers) a very happy and eventful new year. And as it is also the beginning of new decade, i wish you all actually be that what you want to be after 10 years from now.
But lets be frank you really think you would be able to achieve that? Most of you lazy bones aren't even capable of continuing their new years resolution for a week. you think you would last for 10 years.
yes i know this is not the typical wish where people would wish you a "happy new year" you would say "thank you and same to you" and move along on your separate ways. No. This is my wish. And its like me... crabby. So bear with me while i crib about various things. you think you wont? Balls. if you had that kind of intelligence you wouldn't be here. the fact you have read this till here proves you will read it till end.
Look at you people. full of hope happiness and energy. You think this new year is gonna be diff than the previous one. that its gonna bring something better in your life? haven't you learned from your past you puny human. the good never out weights the bad. why do you think they say good bad and ugly not good better best. coz everyone know this world is full of shit and its easier to find shitty stuff that smells even worse than you. This year is gonna be like all these years. Shitty. you think you can do better this year well think again. and if you still think the same and think again you dumb witted.
What are you looking forward to? better grades? promotion? success? yeah right! best of luck for all that. just hope you actually reach your goal before you die in a terrorist attack or drown in flood caused by global warming. and check out of the guy who works next to you he will always be there to beat you ass. well thats my advise to you. take it its free you dumb ass. you know how hard its to find free stuff. now even customer care has started charging for calls. goodnight to all that night fun. As far as i can see you face more chances of bankruptcy this year than success but then you are happy so i wont bring you down.
But all said and done this is a new year and you can always have a new start though i dont see the point. so...
Happy New Year
P.S. the title says happy new decade coz i didn't wanna publish a happy new year post like every one else(yes hypocrite is my second name)
And i am only writing this coz i was forced to by asmi as a new year cliche'
Friday, December 31, 2010
Saturday, May 15, 2010
Being Single
It’s been some time since I have blogged. Well there were many things I wanted to share but I couldn’t manage time. But this recent idea of mine I just couldn’t resist sharing.
For the most part of my life I have cribbed about the fact that I am single. Well any guy who is 18 and single would crib about it. But recently I had a revelation. I just realized how being single is actually an awesome thing. I meant really think of it when you are single, you can do whatever you want to, whenever you want to. You can be selfish you just have to think about yourself. You don’t have to add anyone else in your plan. You can dream about your future. Just yours'. You can be free you can look at other girls and make comments on them. Be with your friends as much as you want. You get free from texting all night. No compulsory chatting. You don’t have to remember unnecessary dates or stuff. You remember just what you want to remember. You don’t have to adjust. You don’t have to care about what you are wearing or how are you looking. You can takes bath in weeks and shave when you wish to. You just focus on your life instead of thinking about the next meet or the previous meet. You don’t feel embarrassed in showing you leg hair. You don’t have to do anything for anyone else until you don’t want to. You get spared from all the stupid fights and arguments. You can get your sleep at night. You save a lot of money on mobile bills and gifts. You can find time in a day to do what you want to do. And you can watch porn without feeling guilty
Just an example. If I would have been committed I would have been talking o my girlfriend right now instead of blogging. This proves I am right and also jobless *wink*
P.S.: Chelsea won the double this year. Suck on it Man U and liverpool fans. I am not abusing arsenal fans coz I have stopped considering arsenal a threat.
For the most part of my life I have cribbed about the fact that I am single. Well any guy who is 18 and single would crib about it. But recently I had a revelation. I just realized how being single is actually an awesome thing. I meant really think of it when you are single, you can do whatever you want to, whenever you want to. You can be selfish you just have to think about yourself. You don’t have to add anyone else in your plan. You can dream about your future. Just yours'. You can be free you can look at other girls and make comments on them. Be with your friends as much as you want. You get free from texting all night. No compulsory chatting. You don’t have to remember unnecessary dates or stuff. You remember just what you want to remember. You don’t have to adjust. You don’t have to care about what you are wearing or how are you looking. You can takes bath in weeks and shave when you wish to. You just focus on your life instead of thinking about the next meet or the previous meet. You don’t feel embarrassed in showing you leg hair. You don’t have to do anything for anyone else until you don’t want to. You get spared from all the stupid fights and arguments. You can get your sleep at night. You save a lot of money on mobile bills and gifts. You can find time in a day to do what you want to do. And you can watch porn without feeling guilty
Just an example. If I would have been committed I would have been talking o my girlfriend right now instead of blogging. This proves I am right and also jobless *wink*
P.S.: Chelsea won the double this year. Suck on it Man U and liverpool fans. I am not abusing arsenal fans coz I have stopped considering arsenal a threat.
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